Sabyokhat is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, calm unicorn.

Sabyokhat created the Whirlpool Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabyokhat, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sabyokhat, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sabyokhat's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Sabyokhat's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Hide if eight voles approach from the east.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Always help manatees in need.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.