Rigdissbig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, selfish elephant.

Rigdissbig created a strange quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigdissbig, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rigdissbig, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Rigdissbig's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Rigdissbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never feed lots of onions to dogs while wearing yellow shirts.

5. Never leap near capybaras.