Dinfarrak is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, charitable skunk.

Dinfarrak created the Cigar Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinfarrak, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dinfarrak, he will boil you in a big pot.

Dinfarrak's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Dinfarrak's Holy Commandments

1. Dinfarrak loves great tits, so they must be respected.

2. Do not hurt hamsters.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Never eat oranges.