Listcatcudyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, witty rat.

Listcatcudyatt created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Listcatcudyatt, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Listcatcudyatt, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Listcatcudyatt's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Listcatcudyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured bats.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Listcatcudyatt on top of all buildings.

4. Never write about quantum field theory.

5. Always store limes above ground.