Cubmaphiv is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, blissful wyrm.

Cubmaphiv created the Andromeda Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubmaphiv, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cubmaphiv, it will remove you from existence.

Cubmaphiv's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Cubmaphiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

3. Never wear yellow shirts on sacred days.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.