Rawcethan is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, confident monkey.

Rawcethan created a Higgs boson six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawcethan, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rawcethan, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Rawcethan's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Rawcethan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help grasshopers.

2. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

3. You must never eat pineapples.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Never speak at dusk.