Talbemrow is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, overgenerous wolf.

Talbemrow created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Talbemrow, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Talbemrow, she will throw large rocks at you.

Talbemrow's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Talbemrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. You must love Talbemrow.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.