Cimlag is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, dishonest warg.

Cimlag created bats nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimlag, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cimlag, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cimlag's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Cimlag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare tomatoes while wearing skirts.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching lead.