Flanbunkimfobzanbifhotbod is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, slow troll.

Flanbunkimfobzanbifhotbod created water two billion years ago.

If you believe in Flanbunkimfobzanbifhotbod, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Flanbunkimfobzanbifhotbod, she will cry a lot.

Flanbunkimfobzanbifhotbod's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Flanbunkimfobzanbifhotbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record signs concerning comets.

2. Do not study photosynthesis on holy days.

3. Always help ducks.

4. Never allow aardvarks to witness sacred rites.

5. Never look at asteroids.