Dodtarhan is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fussy swan.

Dodtarhan created humankind three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodtarhan, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dodtarhan, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dodtarhan's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Dodtarhan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Put Dodtarhan first in all things.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dodtarhan.

4. Never hop in holy places.

5. Do not travel during spring.