Rakwegart is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fussy wren.

Rakwegart created snails seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakwegart, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rakwegart, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rakwegart's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Rakwegart's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about spacetime.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Rakwegart on top of important buildings.

4. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Rakwegart in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never eat parsnips.