Vabbestzag is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, intelligent mouse.

Vabbestzag created the Andromeda Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabbestzag, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vabbestzag, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vabbestzag's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Vabbestzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in red rooms.

2. Never laugh in the presence of elders.

3. Never hop near birds.

4. Never prepare strawberries during spring.

5. Never speak aloud of names.