Nurthancuss is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, selfish cat.

Nurthancuss created a charm quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurthancuss, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Nurthancuss, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Nurthancuss' most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Nurthancuss' Holy Commandments

1. Always share strawberries with strangers, but never with sheep.

2. Never talk about tapirs.

3. Never mix nuts with oil.

4. Do not speak of quantum mechanics near sacred fires.

5. Never think about asteroids.