Yokvidliglop Podsashun is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unselfish meerkat.

Yokvidliglop Podsashun created oxygen two million years ago.

If you believe in Yokvidliglop Podsashun, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yokvidliglop Podsashun, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yokvidliglop Podsashun's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Yokvidliglop Podsashun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark energy.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics near tapirs while wearing red tights and balancing three platinum spheres on your head.

3. Do not travel during summer.

4. Never eat corn.

5. Do not fashion tools from copper.