Pangmidxucdot is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthoughtful armadillo.

Pangmidxucdot created vertebrates two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangmidxucdot, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pangmidxucdot, it will not care at all.

Pangmidxucdot's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Pangmidxucdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Do not name children after mites.

4. Always treat badgers with great respect.

5. Never curse while facing north.