Quagcidbad is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, all-powerful wolf.

Quagcidbad created the solar system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Quagcidbad, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quagcidbad, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Quagcidbad's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Quagcidbad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from black shrews for they are unholy.

2. Always look after injured tapirs.

3. Erect three nickel sculptures of Quagcidbad on top of important buildings.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Do not contemplate dark matter during the night.