Flablimlag is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, omnipotent horse.

Flablimlag created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flablimlag, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Flablimlag, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Flablimlag's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Flablimlag's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain humility during holy days.

2. Never stain your hands with mauve.

3. Do not step barefoot upon magenta earth.

4. Do not study cell theory on holy days.

5. Do not contemplate the strong nuclear force during the night.