Fodarthamgid is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, duplicitous narwhal.

Fodarthamgid created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodarthamgid, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fodarthamgid, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fodarthamgid's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Fodarthamgid's Holy Commandments

1. Always store apples above ground.

2. Always cleanse oil with water.

3. Always wear plain shirts during rituals.

4. Always count to five before sleeping.

5. Never speak of balance in the presence of elders.