Midzakgovdib is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, moody butterfly.

Midzakgovdib created the world three million years ago.

If you believe in Midzakgovdib, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Midzakgovdib, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Midzakgovdib's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Midzakgovdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill cats.

2. Never prepare melons during winter.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never point your feet toward the south during prayer.

5. Never mix coconuts with blood.