Negfunmob Bumveennibkabteenmis is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, boastful owl.

Negfunmob Bumveennibkabteenmis created silver eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negfunmob Bumveennibkabteenmis, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Negfunmob Bumveennibkabteenmis, she will strike you with lightening.

Negfunmob Bumveennibkabteenmis' most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Negfunmob Bumveennibkabteenmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.

2. Do not contemplate quantum mechanics during the night.

3. Do not record names concerning galaxies.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Shun those given to cruelty.