Sabjappon is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, fast pigeon.

Sabjappon created the Andromeda Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabjappon, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sabjappon, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sabjappon's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Sabjappon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not record signs concerning black holes.

3. You must pray to Sabjappon six times a day.

4. Never talk about chromosomes.

5. Never look at asteroids.