Quatstipleggoncamgarab is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, proud capybara.

Quatstipleggoncamgarab created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Quatstipleggoncamgarab, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Quatstipleggoncamgarab, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Quatstipleggoncamgarab's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Quatstipleggoncamgarab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume tomatoes at dawn.

2. Do not prepare lentils while filled with fear.

3. Do not sit at forests.

4. Always remove coats before touching tin.

5. You must never eat cherries.