Meghenwip is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, narcissistic mole.

Meghenwip created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Meghenwip, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Meghenwip, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Meghenwip's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Meghenwip's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove corsets before entering holy places.

2. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Meghenwip in the centre of the settlement.

3. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Meghenwip in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not consume beans at dawn.

5. Never handle copper while unclean.