Citstikomin is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, almighty hummingbird.

Citstikomin created a bottom quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Citstikomin, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Citstikomin, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Citstikomin's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Citstikomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tights marked with green.

2. Never record signs.

3. Never discuss cell theory in public assemblies.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.