Citlikcam is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omnipotent cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Citlikcam created Africa eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Citlikcam, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Citlikcam, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Citlikcam's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Citlikcam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study deoxyribonucleic acid on holy days.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never feed spinach to badgers while wearing yellow shirts.

5. Do not contemplate quantum field theory during the night.