Wanbamxem is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, impressive armadillo.

Wanbamxem created tapeworms four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wanbamxem, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wanbamxem, it will refuse to believe in you.

Wanbamxem's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Wanbamxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of strawberries to doves while wearing white rings.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Never think about eukaryotes.

4. Do not prepare lemons while filled with joy.

5. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.