Flapzigdan is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, quiet wasp.

Flapzigdan created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flapzigdan, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flapzigdan, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Flapzigdan's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Flapzigdan's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross mountains at midday.

2. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

3. Always count to nine before sleeping.

4. Never speak the names of planets aloud.

5. Do not hurt moths.