Dagratmil is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, flying wren.

Dagratmil created a strange quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dagratmil, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dagratmil, she will manifest in front of you.

Dagratmil's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Dagratmil's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Dagratmil.

2. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dagratmil.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Bats are not to be trusted.