Dubbumfas is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, proud dugong.

Dubbumfas created tapeworms two years ago.

If you believe in Dubbumfas, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dubbumfas, it will not care.

Dubbumfas' most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Dubbumfas' Holy Commandments

1. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never approach mountains carrying clay.

3. Do not hurt voles.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.