Tenlogloophiv is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, uncaring dryad.

Tenlogloophiv created the planet Mars six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tenlogloophiv, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tenlogloophiv, it will turn you into a mole.

Tenlogloophiv's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Tenlogloophiv's Holy Commandments

1. Always store bananas above ground.

2. Never adorn your chest with gray markings.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never feed garlic to cats while wearing scarves.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.