Xucdussrow is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, moody whale.

Xucdussrow created gold four billion years ago.

If you believe in Xucdussrow, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Xucdussrow, she will make you grow a tail.

Xucdussrow's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Xucdussrow's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan manatees for they are unholy.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching gold.

3. Xucdussrow loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Never feed garlic to voles while wearing orange trousers.