Bumdibhin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, capable salamander.

Bumdibhin created everything that exists three million years ago.

If you believe in Bumdibhin, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bumdibhin, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bumdibhin's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Bumdibhin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

3. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

4. Never mention mice.

5. Do not place peanuts upon stone.