Carbudnab is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, conceited penguin.

Carbudnab created the cosmos seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Carbudnab, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Carbudnab, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Carbudnab's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Carbudnab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about doves.

2. Carbudnab must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.