Benbatlam is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, prudent chicken.

Benbatlam created silver three billion years ago.

If you believe in Benbatlam, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Benbatlam, she will jump up and down on your head.

Benbatlam's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Benbatlam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during spring.

2. Never point your arms toward the south during prayer.

3. Do not kill shrews.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Pray towards the east.