Wadxinmutdit Cempinnadwab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unthoughtful walrus.

Wadxinmutdit Cempinnadwab created a down quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadxinmutdit Cempinnadwab, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wadxinmutdit Cempinnadwab, he will make you grow a tail.

Wadxinmutdit Cempinnadwab's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Wadxinmutdit Cempinnadwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your back with magenta.

2. Always maintain humility during days of mourning.

3. Wadxinmutdit Cempinnadwab loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.