Dodlaktal is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-knowing manatee.

Dodlaktal created a charm quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodlaktal, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dodlaktal, it will jump up and down on your head.

Dodlaktal's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Dodlaktal's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross mountains at dawn.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never adorn your neck with yellow markings.

4. You must never eat gooseberries.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.