Gomwiglat is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, amazing scorpion.

Gomwiglat created everything that exists three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomwiglat, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gomwiglat, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gomwiglat's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Gomwiglat's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always help seals in need.

3. Never talk about foxes.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Do not drink alcohol.