Wipzogwod is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, narcissistic camel.

Wipzogwod created bats three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wipzogwod, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wipzogwod, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Wipzogwod's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Wipzogwod's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to vanity.

2. Wipzogwod loves doves, so they must be respected.

3. Never talk about dark matter near goats while wearing pink shoes.

4. Do not study photosynthesis on holy days.

5. Never handle tin while unclean.