Cedjabbast is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, humorless goose.

Cedjabbast created the planet Earth six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedjabbast, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cedjabbast, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cedjabbast's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Cedjabbast's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not eat lemons.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never mention turtles.

5. Do not kill otters.