Febsawgut is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, confident rhinoceros.

Febsawgut created dark matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Febsawgut, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Febsawgut, he will curse you with boils.

Febsawgut's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Febsawgut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about pigs.

2. Never eat oranges.

3. Do not keep seven whales in a large pit.

4. Never allow ants to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Never feed lentils to nematodes while wearing stockings.