Ladtabapp is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, tranquil shrew.

Ladtabapp created the Virgo Supercluster six million years ago.

If you believe in Ladtabapp, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ladtabapp, it will not invite you to parties.

Ladtabapp's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Ladtabapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt pigs.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never wear hats.

4. Never carve symbols of black holes into wood.

5. Never chant near squirrels.