Dunsawham is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, kind yak.

Dunsawham created the planet Earth eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dunsawham, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dunsawham, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Dunsawham's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Dunsawham's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not take Dunsawham's name in vain.

5. Do not speak of fluid mechanics near sacred fires.