Podkapwadvegstan is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish crane.

Podkapwadvegstan created water seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podkapwadvegstan, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Podkapwadvegstan, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Podkapwadvegstan's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Podkapwadvegstan's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with purity when addressing strangers.

2. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

5. Do not wear boots marked with gray.