Kingebnil is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, staggering manatee.

Kingebnil created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kingebnil, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kingebnil, she will not invite you to parties.

Kingebnil's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Kingebnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cherries.

2. Do not hop in public.

3. Never remain prostrate at dawn.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.