Farnpidhad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, ruthless dragon.

Farnpidhad created humanity nine million years ago.

If you believe in Farnpidhad, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Farnpidhad, he will not care at all.

Farnpidhad's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Farnpidhad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Farnpidhad in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never feed turnips to hamsters while wearing ear rings.