Habnullmat is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, unjust raven.

Habnullmat created the Sun nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habnullmat, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Habnullmat, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Habnullmat's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Habnullmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat parsnips.

2. Do not step barefoot upon orange earth.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always help aardvarks.

5. Do not prepare garlic while filled with anger.