Hinnurrow Kingovbast is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, effective manatee.

Hinnurrow Kingovbast created humankind six million years ago.

If you believe in Hinnurrow Kingovbast, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hinnurrow Kingovbast, he will turn you into a mole.

Hinnurrow Kingovbast's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Hinnurrow Kingovbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat onions.

2. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

3. Always help bats.

4. Hinnurrow Kingovbast loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

5. Never handle lead while unclean.