Sogdusskimhug is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, awe-inspiring guinea pig.

Sogdusskimhug created an atom four years ago.

If you believe in Sogdusskimhug, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sogdusskimhug, she will send you a sign.

Sogdusskimhug's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Sogdusskimhug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at wells at midday.

2. Never gather eight doves near doors.

3. Never speak aloud of secrets.

4. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

5. Never adorn your feet with fawn markings.