Dinweejin is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, quiet scorpion.

Dinweejin created time and space eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinweejin, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dinweejin, he will boil you in a big pot.

Dinweejin's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Dinweejin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dinweejin.

3. Pray only in darkness.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never approach mountains carrying ash.