Doghenzod is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, sapient bee.

Doghenzod created humankind eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Doghenzod, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Doghenzod, she will jump up and down on your head.

Doghenzod's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Doghenzod's Holy Commandments

1. Doghenzod loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

2. Never remain bowed at dawn.

3. Never think about planets.

4. You must love Doghenzod.

5. Do not bounce at rivers.