Tarhan is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, vain finch.

Tarhan created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tarhan, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tarhan, he will make you grow a tail.

Tarhan's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Tarhan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Tarhan in the centre of the settlement.

2. Feed all hungry bats.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not speak about rice.

5. Never mark doors with indigo.