Gumfedvon is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, charitable chinchilla.

Gumfedvon created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gumfedvon, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gumfedvon, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gumfedvon's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Gumfedvon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always obey Gumfedvon's priests.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Remain prostrate during prayer.